what's good in the hood

it's your boy, chip.
dorito chip.

where do we go from here?

let's start with the basics.

The name's Chip, I'm a single bisexual he/him boy (not gonna be surviving in America that's for sure), desperately trying to excel in cartoony art, animation, voice acting, and music making. I really wanna make an object show one day. oh yeah i'm also funny ig lmfao

look at this shit

this is me when only a spoonful

LMFAOOOOOO

this is my "favorite" part lol

the following is my gang

the folks i fuck with (not literally xd)

lars (he/they) this mf is beyond precious
joanie (she/her) average frog enjoyer + outstanding showrunner (she made PB & GB and TFFTMW ^^)
jaden (he/him) what a goofy ahh lad lmfao
mercury (she/they) this gal built different holy moly
eden (they/them) they're crazy, but they're a good kinda crazy eueueue
jonah (he/she/they/it) a very tall midget + animal enjoyer
andrew (he/him) one of my favorite quirky ahh mfs :) (alt link)
elena (she/they) my local smol animal dealer
tails (she/her) the most cultured funny gal ever, no question nor cap xd (art link)
jazzy (he/him) I LOVE THIS DUDE'S ART SO FUCKIN MUCH ISTG
kyo (genderfluid) so based and very quirky indeed :O
brick (he/they) a very appreciative and caring person, how can you go wrong with this mf?
helen (she/her) certified GEORGE HARRISON STAN and professional unc 💅
marie (she/they) ACTUALLY KURT COBAIN IN THE FLESH she's so effortlessly awesome and cool and dope and cool and did i mention she's awesome :D
waffles (she/they) unabashedly chaotic, very silly and certified tee eff chew gamer (insert pyro tf2 gamer)
jayson (he/him) very cool but very chaotic gooner, also quite the everyman if i do say so myself!
smoky (they/he) 🫣 oh goodness,,, hi ̶g̶r̶e̶a̶t̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶b̶r̶a̶i̶n̶ ̶g̶i̶v̶e̶r̶ twin! :3c

oh yeah i made that lmfao

fun facts. groovy facts, even

you can mostly find me talking about the music i listen to, the music i own physically, or the artists/bands i love listening to (i.e., radiohead, gorillaz, beatles, etc.)
i'm sadly not too much of a gamer 😨 i play somewhat casual games like gmod and minecraft, so i'm the last guy you should turn to when asking people what their fav pokemon is
those who reveal more about anything that i was previously unaware of give me the impression that they do not trust me and think i am a creepy liar
my favorite number is 15
my favorite color is yellow! i colored my very first room in that color
i have little to no proper communication skills and i'm occasionally described as "mentally disabled" to everyone
mcdonald's french fries give me limited life force and i cannot live without them
i fell off of an electric scooter once and scrapped all of the skin of my pinky finger off. that was also my first concussion
the only shows i actively watch are clone high, invader zim, family guy, smiling friends, and pb & gb by joanstar :3
axolotls are the greatest things to ever exist istg
the very first record i ever collected was kamikaze by eminem. i regret my decision completely
my family's favorite thing about me is that i can do my cat's meows perfectly (her name is pokey, she's dead now but i still meow in her honor)
i've seen "i, robot" (starring will smith) more than you
i see myself dead in about 2 years time
i am a professional chocolate milk maker and i can control the amount of chocolate i use. i personally use a shit ton of it
my dad saw eric andre filming an episode for his show
90% of the time i let down the people who look up to me
my favorite types of jokes are the ones that are expected to go somewhere but never do
i sing better in lower registers than higher ones (i could make a living being a frank sinatra crooner)
i can be a pretentious little eepy when i talk about my interests which is why i never dooooo 🤯
i got to see the killers on october 4th 2022 with johnny marr from the smiths (which i didn't know he was from the smiths at the time lmao)
i own a single record of surfin' bird by the trashmen (peter griffin)
my inner tumblr girl breaks out when i see 2003 general grievous
you will most likely be SHOCKED at the things i hilariously am a dumbass about (like geography or my dyslexia for example)
i heavily communicate through emojis or using "!!!!!" and ",,," as punctuation, which is my way of saying i'll be the most obnoxious prick you'll ever meet
my sympathy / empathy around people i know is off the charts, which means if you're happy around me then i'm happy, and if you're chronically depressed around me then i'm chronically depressed. this is my way of saying that you should absolutely NOT come to me for advice or comfort because i absolutely SUCK at it! i'm a "comedian", not a therapist
i've been to a total of 3 pride parades
family guy DVD
hmmm
i likex to javk offg i wnat head
there's a polaroid of me looking through a fake box of records
i often say baffingly stupid things when sleep-deprived. it's like getting high in a way
you'd be shocked at how picky i am, food-wise
i don't read a lot but my favorite books are the great gatsby and the kite runner. i also really love that one book made about "donuts" by j dilla
if i catch you walking behind me and you step on my heel so fucking help me god
i don't normally have celebrity/character crushes since i only crush on people that i know personally. with that being said i really like paul mccartney
the only expensive things in my room are my record player, my tv, and my vinyl copy of MBDTF by kanye
i share a birthday with the single release of "smells like teen spirit" by nirvana
i've only ever been to maryland, delaware, and pennsylvania. hopefully i'd take a stab at new york or maybe ireland
the "paul is dead" conspiracy is kinda bullshit and the people digging up random bullshit out of their ass to prove it is hilarious. the "eminem is dead" conspiracy, though? i believe that a lot more
i got cut on my left nipple at the beach by a lone speck of sand and it bled for a solid hour
my first proper "date" was on roblox with my 2nd ex. it was cool and we still cool!!!!
a giant ass dragon fly once got caught underneath a door i slammed and i screamed so loud the entire neighborhood could hear me
a tostito got caught in my throat and it cut it up so badly it bled and i screamed loud enough for the entire cafeteria to hear me
i used to think electricity was powered by super fast rats
i got my name because my dad used to work for a tree landscape company and there was another worker that shared his name, so in order to not get the two confused he nicknamed himself "chip" (named after his mom's native american tribe, the chippewa). that name seemed to fit me the most and there were a lot of people named after me, so i stuck with it for the last 7+ years now. hoping to get it legally changed one day
my brother tends to do really embarrassing things in public (slamming himself against a wall, chasing people around threatening to kick them in the groin, etc.)
chat y'all NEED to watch pb & gb
that dead peter griffin in providence rhode island in wplace was made by me
i don't give enough of a shit about omori, megadeth, oasis, dandy's world, forsaken, tally hall, marvel, murder drones, pokémon, or rod stewart to defend them

my uncomfy list

keep in mind that if any friends i have before i wrote this list see this, don't take it personally i still fw you lol
i more specifically mean people that hurl slurs at me over my dni choices too
ranked by worst to least worst:
HITLERRR GRRRR I HATE HITLER SO MUCH AUUUGHHH
Splatoon
Homestuck
Splatoon (again)
AI art (seriously it's not heat gtfo)
NFTs/Crypto
Dream
Melanie Martinez
IsaaMation
VivziePop
Hazbin Hotel
Helluva Boss
Taylor Swift
Boykisser
Sports (bowling, golf, baseball, and volleyball are the only exceptions)
DeviantArt users
Adventures of the Little Koala
Barney the Dinosaur
People that say "John Lennon was a tortured artist therefore what he did IS excusable"
Tumblr music (besides Jack Stauber)
MS Paint reaction images (im fine if you use them anywhere else but if you send one to me im gonna go ballistic)
Cavetown
Tate McRae
Lewis Capaldi
IF I BLOCKED OR GHOSTED YOU THEN YOU'LL KNOW WHY
i also block people that post about the stuff on this list regularly or even so much as make it a part of their branding (i.e. pfps, banners, etc.)