what's good in the hood

it's your boy, chip.
dorito chip.

where do we go from here?

let's start with the basics here.

The name's Chip, I'm a single bisexual he/him boy (not gonna be surviving in America that's for sure), desperately trying to excel in cartoony art, animation, voice acting, and music making. I really wanna make an object show one day. oh yeah i'm also funny ig lmfao

look at this shit

this is me when only a spoonful

LMFAOOOOOO

this is my "favorite" part lol

the following is my gang

the folks i fuck with (not literally xd)

goonie (he/them) this man is beyond precious
joanie (she/her) average frog enjoyer + outstanding showrunner (she made PB & GB and TFFTMW ^^)
jaden (he/him) what a goofy ahh lad lmfao
mercury (she/they) this gal built different holy moly
yovi (she/her) gahdayum is her art polished af
eden (they/them) they're crazy, but they're a good kinda crazy eueueue
fishy (he/she/they/it) a very tall midget + animal enjoyer
andrew (he/him) one of my favorite quirky ahh mfs :) (alt link)
elena (she/they) my local smol animal dealer
tails (she/her) the most cultured funny gal ever, no question nor cap xd (art link)
jazzy (he/him) I LOVE THIS DUDE'S ART SO FUCKIN MUCH ISTG
chiba (he/she) is goffy, very silly i love it i love it i love it
kyo (genderfluid) so based and very quirky indeed :O
brick (he/they) a very appreciative and caring person, how can you go wrong with this mf?
helen (she/her) certified GEORGE HARRISON STAN and professional unc 💅
jenny (she/her) absolutely silly fan of bri'ish people, TRUST ME you won't regret talking with her :)
maelo (she/her) a very VERY supportive bestie and also quite silly to be around ^^
AND THE ONE AND ONLY DALE (he/they) longtime bestie, my literal 2nd brother

oh yeah i made that lmfao

fun facts. groovy facts, even

you can mostly find me talking about the music i listen to, the music i own physically, or the artists/bands i love listening to (i.e., radiohead, eminem, gorillaz, etc.)
i own promo copies of humanistic by abandoned pools (that's the clone high band) and a song by LL cool j
i'm sadly not too much of a gamer 😨 i play somewhat casual games like gmod and minecraft
those who reveal more about vinyl records that i was previously unaware of give me the impression that they do not trust me and think i am a creepy liar
my favorite number is 15
my favorite color is yellow. i colored my very first room in that color
i have little to no proper communication skills and i'm occasionally described as "mentally disabled" to no one but myself
i unknowingly pushed multiple artists to self-exile (if you know who comenz / neon biscuit is then you have my infinite respect)
mcdonald's french fries give me limited life force and i cannot live without them
i fell off of an electric scooter once and scrapped all of the skin of my pinky finger off. that was also my first concussion
i am your average clone high/invader zim enjoyer
axolotls are the greatest things to ever exist istg
the very first record i ever collected was kamikaze by eminem. i regret my decision completely
my family's favorite thing about me is that i can do my cat's meows perfectly (her name is pokey, she's dead now but i still meow in her honor)
i've seen "i, robot" (starring will smith) more than you
i see myself dead in about 2 years time
i am a professional chocolate milk maker and i can control the amount of chocolate i use. i personally use a shit ton of it
my dad saw eric andre filming an episode for his show
90% of the time i let down the people who look up to me
my favorite types of jokes are the ones that are expected to go somewhere but never do
i sing better in lower registers than higher ones (i could be the lead singer for the national if i could)
i can be a pretentious little eepy when i talk about my interests
i got to see the killers on october 4th 2022 with johnny marr from the smiths (which i didn't know he was from the smiths at the time lmao)
i own a 45 RPM record of surfin' bird by the trashmen (i'm peter griffin lmao)
i got to see this indie band called "OK Otter" and they're pretty cool you should check out their "dad rock" albums :)
my inner tumblr girl breaks out when i see 2003 general grievous
you will most likely be SHOCKED at the things i hilariously am a dumbass about (like geography or my dyslexia for example)
i heavily communicate through emojis or using "!!!!!" and ",,," as punctuation, which is my way of saying i'll be the most obnoxious prick you'll ever meet
my sympathy / empathy around people i know is off the charts, which means if you're happy around me then i'm happy, and if you're chronically depressed around me then i'm chronically depressed. this is my way of saying that you should absolutely NOT come to me for advice or comfort because i absolutely SUCK at it! i'm a "comedian", not a therapist

DNI IF YOU ASSOCIATE WITH:

keep in mind that if any friends i have before i wrote this list see this, don't take it personally i still fw you lol
Splatoon
Lewis Capaldi
Dream
Taylor Swift
Tate McRae
Marvel
Boykisser
Sports (bowling, golf, baseball, and volleyball are the only exceptions)
Cavetown
Joe Hawley
Other white people internet music (except for Jack Stauber, he actually fucking rocks)
IsaaMation
NFTs
Crypto
Hazbin Hotel
Helluva Boss
VivziePop
Murder Drones
Pokémon
Barney the Dinosaur
Adventures of the Little Koala
DeviantArt users
Homestuck
Boyfriends (the webcomic)
AI art (seriously it's not heat gtfo)
People that say "John Lennon was a tortured artist therefore what he did IS excusable"
MS Paint reaction images (im fine if you use them anywhere else but if you send one to me im gonna go ballistic)
Melanie Martinez
Splatoon (again)
Mouthwashing
IF I BLOCKED OR GHOSTED YOU THEN YOU'LL KNOW WHY
i also block people that post about the stuff on this list regularly or even so much as make it a part of their branding (i.e. pfps, banners, etc.)