it's your boy, chip.
dorito chip.

snoopy (he/him) epic fortnite bunger (his brand changes a lot 😨)

goonie (he/them) this man is beyond precious

joanie (she/her) average frog enjoyer + outstanding showrunner (she made PB & GB and TFFTMW ^^)

jaden (he/him) what a goofy ahh lad lmfao

mercury (she/they) this gal built different holy moly

yovi (she/her) gahdayum is her art polished af

eden (they/them) they're crazy, but they're a good kinda crazy eueueue

fishy (he/she/they/it) a very tall midget + animal enjoyer

andrew (he/him) one of my favorite quirky ahh mfs :) (alt link)

elena (she/they) my local smol animal dealer

tails (she/her) the most cultured funny gal ever, no question nor cap xd (art link)

jazzy (he/him) I LOVE THIS DUDE'S ART SO FUCKIN MUCH ISTG

chiba (he/she) is goffy, very silly i love it i love it i love it

kyo (genderfluid) so based and very quirky indeed :O

AND THE ONE AND ONLY DALE (he/they) longtime bestie, my literal 2nd brother

you can mostly find me talking about the music i listen to, the music i own physically, or the artists/bands i love listening to (i.e., radiohead, eminem, gorillaz, etc.)

i own promo copies of humanistic by abandoned pools (that's the clone high band) and a song by LL cool j

i'm sadly not too much of a gamer 😨 i play somewhat casual games like gmod and minecraft

those who reveal more about vinyl records that i was previously unaware of give me the impression that they do not trust me and think i am a creepy liar

my favorite number is 15

my favorite color is yellow. i colored my very first room in that color

i have little to no proper communication skills and i'm occasionally described as "mentally disabled" to no one but myself

i unknowingly pushed multiple artists to self-exile (if you know who comenz / neon biscuit is then you have my infinite respect)

mcdonald's french fries give me limited life force and i cannot live without them

i fell off of an electric scooter once and scrapped all of the skin of my pinky finger off. that was also my first concussion

i am your average clone high/invader zim enjoyer

axolotls are the greatest things to ever exist istg

the very first record i ever collected was kamikaze by eminem. i regret my decision completely

my family's favorite thing about me is that i can do my cat's meows perfectly (her name is pokey, she's dead now but i still meow in her honor)

i've seen "i, robot" (starring will smith) more than you

i see myself dead in about 2 years time

i am a professional chocolate milk maker and i can control the amount of chocolate i use. i personally use a shit ton of it

my dad saw eric andre filming an episode for his show

90% of the time i let down the people who look up to me

my favorite types of jokes are the ones that are expected to go somewhere but never do

i sing better in lower registers than higher ones (i could be the lead singer for the national if i could)

i can be a pretentious little eepy when i talk about my interests

i got to see the killers on october 4th 2022 with johnny marr from the smiths (which i didn't know he was from the smiths at the time lmao)

i own a 45 RPM record of surfin' bird by the trashmen (i'm peter griffin lmao)

i got to see this indie band called "OK Otter" and they're pretty cool you should check out their "dad rock" albums :)

keep in mind that if any friends i have before i wrote this list see this, don't take it personally i still fw you lol

Splatoon

Lewis Capaldi

Dream

BTS

Taylor Swift

Tate McRae

Marvel

Boykisser

Sports (bowling, golf, baseball, and volleyball are the only exceptions)

Cavetown

Tally Hall

Joe Hawley

Will Wood

Other white people internet music (except for Jack Stauber, he actually fucking rocks)

IsaaMation

NFTs

Crypto

Bluey

Hazbin Hotel

Helluva Boss

VivziePop

The Amazing Digital Circus

Murder Drones

Pokémon

Barney the Dinosaur

Adventures of the Little Koala

Winnie the Pooh

DeviantArt users

Homestuck

Regretavator

Boyfriends (the webcomic)

AI art (seriously it's not heat gtfo)

People that say "John Lennon was a tortured artist therefore what he did IS excusable"

MS Paint reaction images (im fine if you use them anywhere else but if you send one to me im gonna go ballistic)

Melanie Martinez

AJR

Fortnite

Splatoon (again)

IF I BLOCKED YOU THEN YOU'LL KNOW WHY

Radiohead

System of a Down

The Beatles (john lennon's a piece of shit tho lmao)

Gorillaz

A Tribe Called Quest

Deftones

Interpol

The Strokes

Star Wars

Batman

Bill Jensen

Minecraft

Classic mobile games (angry birds, grumpy bears, coin dozer, subway surfers, fruit ninja)

Clone High (i like season 2 suck my COCK)